Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Dog Walter Looking for a Good Home


Sarah's toy has a serious case of flatulence. Last night, just minutes after a struggle to help her fall asleep, I kept hearing a strange noise coming from her room. It was Walter the Farting Dog.

I stealth-like sat in the dark, waiting for him to let another 'outburst.' I had the giggle shakes. The second he did, I dug through the basket of other stuffed animals, those poor stuffed victims of Walter's 'shenanigas.' I grabbed Walter, left her room and tried to find the off 'butt-on.' There wasn't one.

Now, we are left with a noisy Walter, randomly farting when ever he choses.

6 comments:

rachael said...

LOL, Funny post.

That reminds me of a talking dancing barbeque toy some other Mom gave me as a hand me down. It has no off button either, and an autostart at a feather light touch. I swear, every time you looked at it, it started it's loud sizzling song and dance. I eventually gave it away in a garage sale. I coudln't give it to a freind, not one I liked anyway! ; )

Cricket/Tammy said...

Oh, I so needed this laugh. I was just cleaning up Dylan's room and looking around at all of the junk. It appears you have it worse than I.

Femin Susan said...

Hi...
Its really a funny post...

Elizabeth Channel said...

What a strange toy...we had an Elmo that did that...just started giggling for no reason. A tad creepy. It seems those toys are the ones that run on the same batteries for like 3 years...

Jenni Jiggety said...

ROFL! That is too funny!

Kia (Good Enough Mama) said...

Hi there,

Visiting from over at Three Channels. Had to see a fellow Coach-lover's blog!

Seriously, you can buy a Walter? And it really farts? I think my son needs this...